Friday 2 April 2010

Clash! Of! The! Titans! in! 3D!


Has anyone gone to a 3D film yet? Well, we did and it's very weird. You get a little packet with a pair of glasses in them and you sit down through the adverts wondering when the 3D will start [it tells you glaringly by the way]. When it does you feel a bit sick, right?

Well, that goes away after a while but basically it's only 3D in close-up and mid-range shots. Which only makes the long distance shots look all the flatter. Also if there is any hint of shakey-cam then the whole thing makes no sense whatsoever. This may be that the 3D was super-imposed later rather than being shot in 3D like say, Avatar, but perhaps we should watch more 3D.

But we digress... You're all dying to know what Clash of the Titans is like right? Of course, who wouldn't? Well, it makes no sense at all. Perseus (Sam Worthington) is a demi-god who, with the help of the other demi-god (played by Gemma Arterton), kind of wage war on the gods that no one likes. Throw in Liam Neeson (Zeus) and Ralph Fiennes (Hades) and you've got a blockbuster!

[As an aside where the fuck is Sam Worthington from? Australia? London? South Africa? San Fran... Oh, he was born in Surrey and schooled in Australia. Well, he sounds fucking weird.]

Now, the film kind of insists that the hero does things "as a man" and that he is NOT a god. But in the end he's all for the gods. If anyone has a idea was happens inbetween then let us know...

BUT... Tiny-fucking-Fey is on Jonathan Ross. Let's go watch!

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